The Lusty Ladies

Jazmyne, Jae, Jazzy. 20. Trekkie. Sherlockian. Power Ranger. I love adventure, intrigue, porn, and lesbians. Especially porn, though. ;3 I'm goofy and chill. Swimming, hooping, skating, and driving are my ideas of a good time. I use the Oxford comma. I'm sometimes loud, but always proud. So, yeah. The questions and suggestions link is up top and down low. Feel free to use it, even if you've nothing better to say than, "That is a hideous scarf."
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JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

FOUR FOR YOU, JC PENNEY

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Marry: Thor
Live: Asgard
Kids: Three
Car: Your own supersuit
Kink: Foreign Chicks
Job: Scientist

Can this happen irl?

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The Avengers as Disney characters [x]

Tony Stark & Emperor Kuzco

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The Avengers as Disney characters [x]

Steve Rogers & Princess Aurora (Sleeping Beauty)

TFTA: Texts From the Avengers (pt. 10)

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